Um. Well I’m not sure how to warp reality to attach images here(and if I did have that power I would use it to fix my joints so that way when I practice fine motor stuff I actually get better instead of just tears and making my hands hurt.) but I can give a physical description and retweet some things! Sphinxes have digitigrade feet and are in the blue range for their skin and hair (so them having ‘black’ hair it would be a really dark blue) and their eyes can be in theory any color. They also have 3 jaws (like the lower is split down the middle) and have only 1 giant tooth block per jaw. Naevys has wavy white hair, freckles, and yellow eyes, while their half sibling has straight white hair, “stretch” marks, and light blue eyes.

Probably the random insane bullshit lore that was likely added bc someone did something crazy. The first vampire was literally some guy who got so geeked over his brother marrying a woman he liked that he turned into a vampire (over simplification but still) and that’s why true vampires are Like That bc the curse started with incel supreme. There’s a good (and more importantly non paranoid) beholder whose name is Large Luigi and he runs a bar. Going to the positive energy plane without wards turns you into a giant tumor filled mess. There’s squid people (mind flayers) who eat brains and somehow fucked up so badly that there’s fish people who can create gods. Sapphire dragons are the time police. Tiefling breast milk tastes like cinnamon. There’s an elemental plane of salt.(It’s very dry.) White Dragons are hyped up to be basically animals until you look at the statblock and find out that they’re like animals to other dragons… they have like 8 int which sounds bad but 9 and 10 are supposed to be average. There is a being that is so evil that reality itself covers it with a white sheet (Pale Night) There are hippo people with guns (giff) Bane aura farming by only dropping to one knee at Ao the overgod when all the other gods were forced on both (I don’t even like Bane I just hate Ao.) Male deep gnomes are all bald for some mysterious reason (my dad’s theory is that they’re on roids.) This is a reasonable amount of stuff, right?